Anon Insiders Tales 2: April 2013

Cispa is back and so are we, in black! Turn the lights off on April 22

The wicked never rest and hence CISPA is back on the menu. But so are we with our own 100% organic spicy gumbo recipe of grassroot massive internet protest.  Twitter, Reddit and countless sites are spreading the Gospel since Thursday night and our server could barely hang in there. Massive public support is needed to make the campaign successful.

Anonymous hacked XBOX live, or not

Four people said on twitter “#Anonymous hacked #XBOX live” and here we go! #BlameAnonymous. At least some of the reporters were decent enough to update their articles. Anyway why would we hack gaming services? It’s our sooper secret training ground.

At war against the Mexican drug cartels…not so

We have no idea how those talks came about but we tried to fight the drug cartels only once and it ended pronto. “For each name you will reveal we will kill 10 people.”  We hack, they hack, we just don’t share the same definition Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view. . So yeah… pass on the tequila. This won’t happen again. Why dusty academics use us as an excuse to promote more state surveillance of hacktivism escapes us Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view. . We act responsibly by promoting the end of prohibition as with OpCannabis, versus a never ending drug war. This is the only long term viable solution.

The Mossad WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!

Butthurts are butthurts. Everyone know by now #OpIsrael “achieved absolutely nothing” *clear throat*. Illsecure put it that way : When hacker took on Israel and won. We did! That’s why they’re gonna KILL US ALL #lulz. And meanwhile : Israel defaced again!

OpBahrain: Anons revs their engines as the F1 Grand Prix takes place

Bernie Ecclestone says “We don’t get involved in politics“. But we do! Mwahahahaha! And in a show of support for Bahrainis demonstrating on the streets, Anonymous threaten Ecclestone with online anarchy unless he calls off the blood race. Does that sound great or what? Yep, we did. And we are at it again. Every non rich MOFO there hates the F1. Long live the king!!! Seriously? King in 2013? His Majesty may be able to throw journalists out of the country but he cant stop DDoS squatters from wrecking havok.

Boston Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view. and the WBC

Here go WBC again and in Boston… seriously? Over 1000 users on reddits ask Anons to stop them. But  “If God wanted WBC to leave Boston alive it would have made them bulletproof or at least give them better firewalls.”Whatever: TANGO DOWN! Also some  artsy fancy pantsy defacement for the #lulz.

OpNorthKorea

Cant help but loving them dictatorships providing endless supply of lutzy moralfag trolling. OpNorthKorea has been going on for weeks. The whole op has been a stir fry of  websites hacked and left defaced, social media accounts being taken control and leaks. We outdid ourselves on the Founder’s Birthday, the most important holiday in NK: Rule 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

OpMonsanto

Spring is in the air and farmers in the Northern Hemisphere are climbing in their tractors to seed acres upon acres of Monsanto Roundup Ready crops. Since the green future we aspire to as more to do with chlorophyll than corporations making money to the detriment of everything else, Anonymous is lending its support to a massive demonstration on May 25. Join the potluck and check how you can participate to the event.  In the mean time, avoid corn syrup.

And also

@DBCOOPA disappeared “Look like my time in Anonymous has come to an end.” Poof! Magic! Twitter account is gone.

A fundraising to help wOrmer’s familly is underway.#FreeW0rmer

Barrett Brown has been stripped of his legal fund. #FREEBarrettBrown

#OpNoShow is  calling for the boycott of one movie each month. Say no to Tom Cruise: you know that is what Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes should have answered.

In the Philippines, Anon activists step in to offer a voice for the citizens to express their grievances against injustice and corruption.

We are heroes? Apparently the media are upgrading us from basement dwelling trolls to elwes in shining armor. With this new heroic sex appeal, maybe some of us will get laid more often Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Quotes of the Week

Love the Life you Live. Live the Life you Love. ~ #Anonymous

Having cats is not all fun & games. They knocked my best laptop off …cracked the case near one of the ports….it got scratched to hell..

So, what…we have to produce a Boston Care Package to keep people connected there now? WTF? You seriously have to be shitting me *facepalm*

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